Let me tell ya, kids these days...
Kids these days are out of control, they lack discipline and manners. That is the exact reason why babysitters should get a raise. I mean come on, we have to deal with complete brats!
My favorite time of the year to babysit is right after Halloween. The parents leave and tell me the kids can't have sugar or they will be up all night, so no candy or soda. But as soon as they leave I set the kids down.
"Now you little twerps listen to me, we are going to go on a scavenger hunt to find the Halloween candy. I'll share with you on one condition, you can’t tell anyone."
Sometimes the whole candy gig gets the kids to like me but the parents don't. After I leave the kids they keep getting into the stash. The parents find another hiding spot...until I come back again. In the mean time the candy keeps dwindling and the parents have to keep moving its location after I've babysat.
If you can't pay me more money the least you can offer is your kids Halloween candy.
Sincerely,
The Bad Babysitter
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